Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Rant on Taiwanese drama shows

*watches one episode of a Taiwanese drama show*
MMMYYYYY EEEEYYYYEEEESSSS!!!!! THEY BUUUURRRRRNNNN!!!!!!
AAAARRRRGHGHG!HG!!!!!

Okay, so it was exaggerated, but they are really, really, that horrible.
Its mainly about a group of people fighting each other, doing bad stuff to each other, and more sabotaging between two clearly split factions of good and bad people.
(At least that was my take on the show)

Why can't we just live together in harmony???
I do not even get why these shows are so popular among the older 'aunties and uncles' of Singapore. The show does'nt even have a proper storyline!
WTH!!??

Moving on, we have the acting. I have seen better effects and acting from a primary 1 performance.(no offence, ehehehe, sorry) I mean, the acting was TERRIBLE. T.E.R.R.I.B.L.E.
Its not realistic at all. The actors look as if they were being forced to say the lines, instead of puttng any effort into it. except for a few exceptions. The special effects were even worse. Its like smoke, lighting and flying people all jumbled up in one messy package of sorrow.
Here's one of my notes I wrote on Facebook last year. Excuse me for the internet and coarse language though.

After 8 hundread and seventy something episodes, the horrible bastardry that is the taiwanese show, “意难忘“ has finally ended..HUZZAH! I cannot stress how much this extraordinary event would benefit Singapore and the rest of all multicellular or single-celled organisms and their society. Take pride, for soon, there will be another apocalyptic Shitty drama coming up on channel 8 for senior citizens to watch, and to reduce our intellect to nothingness. Yes, this is one of the most amazing achievements mankind has achieved. Through our willpower and determination alone, we have finally triumphed over the HORROR.Of course, we cannot be complacent. We have to prepare ourselves for the next wave of DOOM. Below are some suggestions to prevent your sanity from being shredded to smithereens and your brain degenerating into nothingness:1.BRING A GAME CONSOLE OR LAPTOPThis is the best method yet...(obvious :P) having games to entertain yourselves with is a good way to prevent your sanity from being absorbed into the dark, creepy abyss that is the taiwanese drama.2.DistractionMeh....what it says...3.Screw it allSmash the telly, or cut off your electricity supply. Whatever it takes to kill the show. Under really rare circumstances, if your gran-gran has a mobile phone with clips of that work of !@#$%^&**(()(&^$#%$%^&*()_}{{~!@/*/***.. , then....To learn moar, clicky on the blue coloured piece of text below:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St0CSzMwK3QAnd this concludes my speech. Remember to stay 1337 and stay away from chinese dramas. REMEMBER, AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS TAIWANESE CRAPPY DRAMA SHOW PRODUCERS AWAY.Thank You...*cue dramatic music*

OF COURSE THIS NOTE WAS MEANT AS A JOKE. WHO COULD POSSIBLY BEAR HIS/HERSELF TO SMASH A PERFECTLY GOOD TELEVISION SET!?!??!?!

Saturday, January 16, 2010

January 2010: The month of PAIN

OUCH....


Ok, so its not that bad, but it still hurts.


The amount of injuries, cramps etc. has increased drastically recently.

With some estimation, i have come to the conclusion that the amount of pain experienced last year is nothing compared to that of January 2010.


Friday, January 15, 2010

Batam.....?

2008 November 30.
My family went to Batam with some friends. It was a photography trip.
To be honest, it was pretty boring. I wasn't really a fan of photography, and for the two and a half days I spent there, I did mostly nothing but look at scenery after I had finished reading the books I had brought with me. However, something memorable from the trip was this scene on the first day.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

FIRST POST---- YAY!!!!!

RRRRiiiiggggghhhhhtttt......
so....
this is my first post on this blog.
And since I have absolutely NO IDEAS FOR THE POST, this will be a useless, temporary filler that serves absolutely o purpose at all.....